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Quotes about the Other Arts
"...a new kind of interactive fiction. These narratives unfold in fragments, in all sorts of media, from Web sites to phone calls to live events, and the audience pieces together the story from shards of information. The task is too complicated for any one person, but the Web enables a collective intelligence to emerge to assemble the pieces, solve the mysteries, and in the process, tell and retell the story online. The narrative is shaped—and ultimatelyowned—by the audience in ways that other forms of story tellingcannont match. No longer passive consumers, the players live out the story. Eight years ago, this kind of entertainment didn't exist; now dozens of such games are launched every year, many of them attracting millions of followers on every continent." — Frank Rose, "This Buzz for You," Wired magazine, Jan 2008
"Life may not be the party we hoped for,but while we`re here we should dance." — unknown
"I just wanted to take a moment and thank the Writers Guild for their strike. It has forced television networks to play older shows and reruns that are of a better quality than any of the current shows have. Thanks for making TV good again — I hope you all continue striking!" — Rich Passarelli, Aurora, Perspective, The Denver Post, December 30, 2007
"The Arts teach us nothing except the significance of life." — Henry Miller, quoted in a Stinson Morrison Hecker LLP ad
"We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." — Friedrich Nietzsche, quoted by David Baird, A Thousand Paths to Happiness
"It was a career-defining moment. It defined that fact that I still have something that passes for a career." — Jim Ratts, Oct 31, 2007
"Great art picks up where nature ends." — Marc Chagall, answer to Celebrity Cipher, Colorado Springs Gazette, Nov. 1, 2007
"All art is quite useless." — Oscar Wilde
"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." — Warren Beatty (answer to 6/29/07 Celebrity Cipher)
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"Even as a listener and fan, I have to pace myself. We get 'burn out' on this side of the fence, too." — Kim Davison
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is." — Joe DiMaggio
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." — Tom Clancy (as quoted in "Don't Follow The Rules", James Van de Walle, Women's Edition, Sept 2004 "You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent—which seemed so important to you when you were young—is not of great importance. We're simply a conduit. We take things out of the air into us and put them in the form of stories. That's pretty much it." — Garrison Keillor, "Keillor Instinct", AARP Magazine, March&April, 2005 "A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script." — Peter Guber, chairman of Mandalay Entertainment, in "Hollywood to Writers: You're Fired!" by Barbara Basler, AARP Bulletin, Jan 2005
"I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young." — Larry Gelbart, creator of M*A*S*H, in "Hollywood to Writers: You're Fired!" by Barbara Basler, AARP Bulletin, Jan 2005
"It's a myth that older writers can't write for younger audiences. Shakespeare wasn't 15 when he wrote Romeo and Juliet." — Tracy Keenan Wynn, in "Hollywood to Writers: You're Fired!" by Barbara Basler, AARP Bulletin, Jan 2005
"A comedy writer who asked not to be named wanted a young writer to 'front' for him. 'But,' he recalls, 'I didn't know any young writers. And I didn't want to hang around outside writing schools saying, Hey, come here kid, i've got a script to show you.'" — in "Hollywood to Writers: You're Fired!" by Barbara Basler, AARP Bulletin, Jan 2005
"Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence
in church. You can't get the same effect with TV unless you're very
drunk." — Jackson Beck, the man who regularly introduced
Superman to radio fans, as told to Newsweek, via
"On a personal note, I remember observing, some 40+ years ago,
that one reason I was a good dancing teacher was that I had only limited
talent. Because my talent was limited, I encountered most of the problems
that the average dancing student encountered. Because I had *some* talent,
I could solve those problems. Because I could communicate (a key requirement
for any teacher) I could tell others how to solve those problems. (A
'natural' talent never encounters the problems, and therefore doesn't
know the solutions.)" — Bob Dolan (of Simon
Pure "We found that people receive more enduring pleasure and satisfaction from investing in life experiences than material possessions," says [Leaf Van] Boven, and assistant psychology professor [at the University of Colorado]." — Linda Castrone, "In the end, we always go back to the classics", Denver Post, April 26, 2004 "Popular culture has always been moronic. It has to be, by mathematics. I mean, one-half of the population is by definition below median intelligence." — P. J. O'Rourke
"Remember, Art is not just another man's name." — John
Macey, according to "Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together." — Mel Brooks, submitted by Stuart Tarbuck "Anyone who thinks sunshine is happiness has never danced in the rain." — Unknown
"We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." — unknown
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you best teach it to dance." — George Bernard Shaw "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." — Confucius Slogan of a country radio station in Kansas: "Am I a winner, or what?" Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago, we're one of them." "...when the schtick hits the fans ..." — Joe Jewel "Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." — Angela Monet, from the Spring 2001 Swallow Hill Music Association Quarterly |
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